During the dress rehearsal of the 12/7/2013 episode:
Taran delivers a line during The Weekend Update that doesn’t go over well with the audience at all, which Seth finds absolutely hilarious and then rips the card apart.
How can anyone not love these guys
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
What are you doing. What are you doing. What have you done.
you’re telling me i can make BLACK SLUDGE THAT TASTES LIKE OREOS!?
PRETEND IT’S LEVIATHAN BLOOD
There are two kinds of people….
I RESENT THAT LEVIATHAN COMMENT SIR/MADAME.
wait for him…
I MADE A JOKE ABOUT EMBROIDERING THIS TOO-OBVIOUS THESIS STATEMENT ON A PILLOW TO MY ENGLISH TEACHER TWO WEEKS AGO NO ONE TALK TO ME ABOUT COMMITTING TO A FUCKING JOKE
Update: English essay is due in 10 hours.
All I have so far is a heading and half of a title.
I’ve drank four cups of coffee in the past six hours.
I don’t want to be alive anymore and I can’t stop crying.
My problems are insignificant and I’m a piece of shit for thinking so highly of them.
English essay is due in ten hours.
Dealing with the same. Don’t worry dude, we got this (: